All This To Get A Look At My Nuts
A young militant Muslim boy is allowed to board an American bound airline with explosives, despite being on a terrorist watch list, and now the government wants airport security to get a good look at my nuts.
Sitting in front of the idiot box the other day I got a glimpse of the security scanners that American airlines are considering implementing into their security systems. The security scanners turn the Airport into a strip club. It’s not like X-Ray vision where you see a skeletal frame; you can actually see body parts like Vaginas and Penises. One report stated that you could see the beads of sweat on a person’s back, their body piercings and even breast implants.
Paparazzi need not snoop around for the accidental, on purpose crotch shot from Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, now all the paparazzi has to do is camp out by the airport security checking points.
It’s all for our safety though, so we should embrace it. After all, there really is no other way.
It’s not like the terrorist organizations that developed the plan to successfully blow up the World Trade Center are capable of creating synthetic skin lined with explosive substances that can be triggered by a hard blow. That shit is impossible. How about a terrorist organization creating a clone of a human-being that is a bomb? Let me stop before terrorists start reading my blog for new tactics. I think the C.I.A may already be reading this, how many times have I used the term “terrorist”?
I have a suggestion. How about we build a list of all explosive materials, I mean anything that can be used in the capacity of an explosive and create a machine that can detect the chemicals that are in those materials.
Technology has provided humanity with unlimited possibilities. We have the ability to clone things; we have the ability to make things invisible. Being able to make things invisible, is it possible we could make them invisible to something like a security scanning machine?
On a serious note, this terrorism shit has people afraid. People become stupid when they’re afraid and do things that they probably wouldn’t do under normal circumstances. You watch the news, and hear people get asked about the new security scanners, and they say, “If it means not getting my ass blown all over the sky I’m cool with it”. The thing is; it doesn’t.
“They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security.”
— Benjamin Franklin
